When it comes to tracking location, festival-goers are not unlike park rangers. “There’s always one time slot when there’s only one show playing, the headline band,' one source said. Frequent Bonnaroo and Outside Lands attendees (let’s be honest, you don’t have to hide anything at Burning Man), claimed this is the best way to achieve any small resemblance of privacy. Step 1: Wait for the headliner to take the stage. “When I told my manager two kids bought a ticket to this film in the middle of the day, he told me ‘you need to go check in on them right now.’ Then he handed me a broom.”Īt a crowded music festival, according to a seasoned festival-goer Step 5: If you’re a teenager, do none of this. If there’s no one in the theater, you should go in the front - even on the floor. “You can see in the monitors who is seated where,' our source told us. Step 2: Opt for a matinee, the earlier the better. 'It was so obvious, like they should have been in school, but I sold them the ticket.”
“We had two teenagers come in and buy a ticket to one of the worst box-office movies ever,' our source said. BUT it’s also pretty hard to pull off public sex during opening night of, say, Star Wars. According to a dude who worked in a small-town movie theater, this could potentially give you away. In a movie theater, according to a ticket-counter worker
